Double Trouble #7: The Grinch (2018) vs. The Girl in the Spider's Web

Double Trouble #7: The Grinch (2018) vs. The Girl in the Spider's Web

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Welcome once again to another Double Trouble segment here at You Can’t Unwatch It. This time we are taking a look at two November releases that drastically differ from each other. Illumination Entertainment’s interpretation of Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Fede Alvarez’s The Girl in the Spider’s Web.

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The Grinch (2018)

           You all know the story, so I thankfully don’t have to go into that. Benedict Cumberbatch plays the titular character and while I can certainly say it is far more subtle and less aggravating than Jim Carrey in that awful 2000 live action version, he is also not really the mean Mr. Grinch as the famous song describes him has. He comes off as the slightly irritated Grinch than one who has the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile (oh and this movie’s rendition of the famous song sucks by the way).

Benedict makes the character his and he sounds fine, but he lacks the presence that Boris Karloff brought to the 1966 Chuck Jones classic. Some of this isn’t quite his fault as the way the Grinch is animated and brought to life on screen isn’t very inspired. He doesn’t have a lot of character in his face and in his mannerisms. In fact, he’s bland especially when compared to what Chuck Jones and Boris Karloff brought to the Dr. Seuss story. There are also several times when the Grinch does certain nice things as the story progresses that kind of defeats the purpose of him being a mean Grinch and having his heart grow three times by the end. Whoever said, “You’re a mild one, Mr. Grinch!” they’re not wrong.

As with the live action version, this Grinch includes Cindy Lou Who and this version had her character work towards a goal that has no satisfying payoff. By wanting Santa to do something vague to make her Mom’s (Donna Lou Who played by Rashida Jones) life easier it would seem like that would work somehow into the Grinch’s redemption, but it falls flat on its face and doesn’t help sell the message of the true spirit of Christmas. As a supporting character, she hardly does anything at all to advance the story. There is some idea that it was due in some part to her kindness that the Grinch changed. But the kindness comes primarily at the end and after he failed to stop Christmas. The Grinch changes as he always had in the story but Cindy Lou really doesn’t and her mom sort of remains as she always was at the beginning; a bit overworked and occasionally struggling to care for Cindy Lou and her two brothers but doesn’t complain and perseveres. It was clearly an attempt to add some emotional resonance, but it was very half baked.

That’s not to say that Illumination Entertainment completely dropped the ball here. At around 90 minutes it is mercifully short and doesn’t overstay its welcome unlike the live action film. It’s bright and colorful and at times very beautiful to look at. The bit of back story as to why the Grinch hates Christmas is kept to a minimum (even if the narration by Pharrell Williams ruins a perfectly good moment for visual storytelling) And some of the humor and gags did get me to chuckle here and there.

This is easily the best take on the Dr Seuss tale since the Chuck Jones classic but even I must admit that is faint praise. Ultimately, this new movie is…average. Watchable but it won’t stick with you. I don’t believe that a tale such as the Grinch works beyond the small story book or short cartoon. The original cartoon focused purely on the Grinch and it should have stayed that way. See it if you want but I recommend you save your money and watch the original Chuck Jones classic. It has withstood the test of time and is a holiday staple for a reason.

The Girl in the Spider’s Web

OK, I have never read the books (either the original ones by Stieg Larsson or continuing ones done by other authors) and I have only seen the first Swedish film and it’s remake by David Fincher (by the way I think Fincher’s version is better) so I really can’t call myself a fan of the Millennium books. I didn’t have any real expectations going into this new film. What attracted me was that it was directed by Fede Alvarez who directed the awesome Evil Dead remake and 2016’s surprisingly good Don’t Breathe. That was enough to get me into to seeing it and you know what? I liked it quite a bit.

From the trailers, it looked to me like it would kind of be another story where Lisbeth Salander (played this time by Claire Foy) along with journalist Mikael Blomkvist (played this time by Sverrir Gudnason) are working to uncover a mystery that surrounds really bad men hurting women or anyone else and our two protagonists looking for a way to solve it. This new film does have a mystery but surprisingly this one deals with the theft of a certain nuclear missile launcher program which would cause our heroes and an NSA Agent named Needham (Lakeith Stanfield) to get the program back and rescue the son of the designer of the program (played by Stephen Merchant). The father wants it destroyed and the son needs to be kept safe as the father designed the way to open it based on how his son thinks.

The major thing that I liked in the film was the relationship between Lisbeth and the son who is named August. He seems to be on the high end of the autism spectrum and since Lisbeth seems to be on the same level with him, she develops a kind of kinship with him through talking to him and playing with (and beaten by) him at chess. She also goes out of her way to recover him from the group called The Spiders who kidnap him to get access to the program. I liked this because from what I have seen from the series that it seems primarily focused on Lisbeth avenging the wrongs done to women by evil men that it’s a bit of a change of pace for her to help other kinds of people. Now I could be wrong that this is a new for her as I have never read or seen anything else in the series, but it was a pretty cool thing to seen Lisbeth do. I also liked that the story (sorry, no spoilers) also deals with a piece of Lisbeth’s past that comes back to bite her. I have always seen Lisbeth as a bit of a mystery and shedding light on some (not all of course) of it is always welcome in my book.

I also liked the action in the film. Well…OK apart from one sequence involving Lisbeth fighting off guys in gas masks which was too frenetic, the action was exciting, well-paced and didn't feel excessive. Even if some of the characters (such as Blomkvist and the villain played by Sylvia Hoeks) didn’t get as much screen time as I would have liked, the performances were convincing and didn’t see a bad one at all. I especially thought Claire Foy did a fine job as Lisbeth. In fact, I think she and Rooney Mara fit the role more than Noomi Rapace in the original Swedish version as I always thought Rapace looked a bit too old for the role. But hey that’s just me. The film looks great to look at and appears to take its visual cues from David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I’m not really complaining about that since what Fincher put forth really worked for the US version. It’s not quite the same of course but I could see the similarities in many areas. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Right?

There are two other things I didn’t like. Some of the expert computer hacking tricks that Lisbeth pulls off in the film come off as kind of dumb since she seems to be able to do them at any point at the drop of a hat. I understand she is very good at it but she uses it so much that she gets out of more than a few danger’s with ease. It just comes off as a bit too convenient. There is also some lingering resentment that Lisbeth has toward Mikael reporting on her family in his magazine that I wish was expounded upon more.

I have to admit that this writing about this one was tough due to my unfamiliarity with the franchise. I really did just watch this one as a more casual viewer and enjoyed this one purely on its own. It is entirely possible that I would feel differently about this movie to the point of disliking it if I were to start reading the books and see this movie again. From what I am seeing, fans and critics don’t seem to be too happy with this one. But I was entertained, and I would recommend this one along with the David Fincher film. I enjoyed it more than the Grinch…just sayin’.

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